Get Your Grill On

Oh, snap! If only I lived remotely near these Moo & Oink locations, then I could bust into a spontaneous dance-off against a cow and pig. The cow has pretty sweet moves but I can easily beat that tired pig. Either way, I'd take comfort in eating their relatives.

A more contemporary commercial for the favorite Chicago meat market chain tries to give the Moo & Oink mascots more street cred. I prefer the classic, less threatening cow and pig.

You my main meat.